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[preciousjem]

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Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Got this far already anyway.

[ He just really needs to wash his hands after. ]

Hopefully this is yer one an' only bad dragon rodeo.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I’m fine, it’s not like it went inside. Just the hypothetical is crazy to think about.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Okay, but ridges and prongs. PRONGS. If your crack looks half as bad as your back did, that's still pretty awful.

If you really'd rather go to the pools later, I'll go with you. But, like...

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Gently sliding his hands down the back of JJ's pants, resting them there. ]

The hell's even the point o' prongs, it ain't a grapplin' hook...

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I think it’s like…designed to keep it inside while…you know. Nature.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Nature is trying to rearrange your guts, tear them open and fill the gaps with cum.

Just like in the porn cartoons.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Caught somewhere between horrified and startled so he just ends up tilting his head back to bark out a laugh. ]

Holy shit J!

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

What did I do to nature…

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

I don't know, was he like, Dragon dong out when you got there, or did you like...

[ mimes shoving a hand in, but also angling it because how the fuck does Booker's cloaca work? ]

Y'know encourage... the pants dragon to come out.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Help he's dying laughing behind JJ. ]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I had to…coax it. It was in and then it like…ballooned out slowly?

[Reaches down to pinch Graey’s thigh]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Blindsided, then.

Okay, so! The dragon dick escaped from Cave Cloaca, and you decided to ride the mighty beast~

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Okay he'd sobered a little with the pinch but he has to duck his head and quietly wheeze behind JJ's back again at all of this. ]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I rode nothing! I wanted to survive, thanks!

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Okay so, if you didn't ride it, why is Nick healing your asscrack right now?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ With the most shit-eating tone. ]

My fingers ain't in there yet.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Like....

[Makes a circle with one hand and then rubs the palm of his other hand up and down against the hole but not in it]

....but with ridges.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

[ watching that, and making a face like "oof." ]

Doctor Nick, I think you're gonna have to treat his thighs too.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Reckon we oughta jus' wrap a towel 'round his waist at this rate an' lose the bottoms. Make it easier ta reach places.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I think the only thing that got my thighs were claws.

Oh.....the tail went in though. It surprised me.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

So you bottomed. I can't believe you made a liar out of me, JJ.'

Not that there's any shame in bottoming.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Hol' up what the fuck do ya mean the tail went in? The whole tail?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Not the WHOLE THING. I wouldn't be alive if the whole thing went in! Especially without lube. I'm human, you know. Just like...

[Holds up his hands again...squinting and measuring out six inches...then a little more]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

[ Staring pointedly at Graey as if that would magically implant the knowledge of how much longer his dick is in comparison to that. ]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Lord above, and below and- why is J staring at him. ]

Does he not know what the fuck lube is? Or how human bodies work??