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Not the WHOLE THING. I wouldn't be alive if the whole thing went in! Especially without lube. I'm human, you know. Just like...

[Holds up his hands again...squinting and measuring out six inches...then a little more]

[ Staring pointedly at Graey as if that would magically implant the knowledge of how much longer his dick is in comparison to that. ]

[ Lord above, and below and- why is J staring at him. ]

Does he not know what the fuck lube is? Or how human bodies work??

Not sure, but he had better learn real quick if he wants anywhere near my ass.

Were you NOT gonna tell him? It's not like you don't have any lube to spare.

[ because she is the pervert who packed it, but that's not a conversation for brunch. ]

Not sure if condoms would work on the prongs.

[ Has any of this been brunch conversation, he literally has his hands on JJ's ass over here. ]

If ya aren't exaggeratin' ya might be better with a ziploc bag. The big one.

I don't think condoms would work....logistically. Or ziploc bags. There's....a lot.

[Tosses back the rest of his mimosa before just grabbing the bottle of champagne]

...a lot of what? Why are you making that face?

Also— save some of that for us.

Nah I think he deserves that fer the tail.

A lot of.........you know.

We're all adults.

And you can have the rest of the champagne.

My imagination's already in overdrive anyway.

Front or back thighs?

Ah...inner thigh.

And, uh, come. There was a lot. In your experience was that like...normal? For dragons?

Yes, Nick, please share.

Normal amounts. Crazy high stamina and... a lot of times, sure, but normal amounts each time.

[ He kind of passes, glances at J, glances down at JJ... Okay yeah, pulling his hands away to shuck off his jacket so he can lay it over JJ's lap. Let the man have some dignity. ]

[Thank you sir, I owe you my life]

So if it was like normal amounts, just more times for Nick, then....

[ looking at soggy JJ ]

Not that?

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Shuck yer pants down ta yer knees, unless ya need healin' lower than that.

[ Pulling back his hands, back and ass are healed up, though still a bit tender. ]

I should hope I don't need healing lower than that.

[Looks around before wriggling his pants lower]

At least you took a guy to brunch first.

The breakfast sammies are wrapped so they won't get cold but also what about the cum?!

Yeah yeah, spread 'em buttercup.

[ Settling in behind JJ, legs framing his and pulling up the jacket it a bit so it just looks like they're just being cozy and not Graey putting his hands on JJ's inner thighs. ]

Guessin' not normal amounts.

[Whines quietly but spreads his legs, leaning back against Graey]

There was so much. Not like I mind that, but also, I'm not sure it would all like. Comfortably fit?

Also, hand me a sandwich or more champagne. Or both. Both.

[ unwraps a sandwich and holds it up to his mouth so he can focus on holding the champagne ]

Your sandwich, Milord.

Okay but like... how much are we talking?

Teaspoon, tablespoon, cup, pint, gallon...

... If it's a barrel I got concerns.

I don't know I was pretty distracted.

[Leans forward to take a bite of sandwich]

Like....it was more than a pint....

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