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[preciousjem]

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Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Idol years don't count when drinks are on the table. An' that ain't what yer healin' is for.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Drinking a lot would give us an excuse to eat a lot of carbs.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

And then we can burn them off by dancing~

So there's no need to be Blessing cop, Grandpa G.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Youth is wasted on the young.

[ Getting up to lean over and get himself a new breakfast sando. ]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

You talk like you're eighty. Are you eighty?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Is that why he's got the white hair?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

I'm actually over 300 years old.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Vampire cowboy.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Well, he's got the teefies for it.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

My hats let me walk in daylight without burnin' up.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

The truth was there all along.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Your secret's safe with us! It's not like we're gonna stake you in the heart or something...

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

I ain't takin' a nap near either one o' you anymore.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Why not? We'll keep your secret safe.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Vampires are sexy, anyway.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Hahah! Ya sure ya both ain't jus' tryin' ta get turned inta vampires too?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

There’s enough fanfiction about it, we’d be making a lot of fans very happy.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

We should read some of those at the next brunch.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

What was fanfiction again?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Where fans write little stories about something they like. There's like a several hundred chapter story about me and Totality out there that still updates even though I never performed with him or anything and the guy passed away a while ago. No rest, even in death.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

THAT'S still going?

I read the first chapter and noped out because you didn't seem like you.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

... That's weird as fuck. Musta blocked that outta my memory like I'm 'bout ta do again.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

People like to write some wild stuff on the internet.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

More like they write whatever they want and slap two celebrities' names on it. Reading that's a three-bottle brunch activity for suresies.

Honestly like, I'm surprised they haven't just changed the names and sold it as an original book, yet.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Hey, that ain't a half bad idea.