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[ Caught somewhere between horrified and startled so he just ends up tilting his head back to bark out a laugh. ]

Holy shit J!

What did I do to nature…

I don't know, was he like, Dragon dong out when you got there, or did you like...

[ mimes shoving a hand in, but also angling it because how the fuck does Booker's cloaca work? ]

Y'know encourage... the pants dragon to come out.

[ Help he's dying laughing behind JJ. ]

I had to…coax it. It was in and then it like…ballooned out slowly?

[Reaches down to pinch Graey’s thigh]

Blindsided, then.

Okay, so! The dragon dick escaped from Cave Cloaca, and you decided to ride the mighty beast~

[ Okay he'd sobered a little with the pinch but he has to duck his head and quietly wheeze behind JJ's back again at all of this. ]

I rode nothing! I wanted to survive, thanks!

Okay so, if you didn't ride it, why is Nick healing your asscrack right now?

[ With the most shit-eating tone. ]

My fingers ain't in there yet.

Like....

[Makes a circle with one hand and then rubs the palm of his other hand up and down against the hole but not in it]

....but with ridges.

[ watching that, and making a face like "oof." ]

Doctor Nick, I think you're gonna have to treat his thighs too.

Reckon we oughta jus' wrap a towel 'round his waist at this rate an' lose the bottoms. Make it easier ta reach places.

I think the only thing that got my thighs were claws.

Oh.....the tail went in though. It surprised me.

So you bottomed. I can't believe you made a liar out of me, JJ.'

Not that there's any shame in bottoming.

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Hol' up what the fuck do ya mean the tail went in? The whole tail?

Not the WHOLE THING. I wouldn't be alive if the whole thing went in! Especially without lube. I'm human, you know. Just like...

[Holds up his hands again...squinting and measuring out six inches...then a little more]

[ Staring pointedly at Graey as if that would magically implant the knowledge of how much longer his dick is in comparison to that. ]

[ Lord above, and below and- why is J staring at him. ]

Does he not know what the fuck lube is? Or how human bodies work??

Not sure, but he had better learn real quick if he wants anywhere near my ass.

Were you NOT gonna tell him? It's not like you don't have any lube to spare.

[ because she is the pervert who packed it, but that's not a conversation for brunch. ]

Not sure if condoms would work on the prongs.

[ Has any of this been brunch conversation, he literally has his hands on JJ's ass over here. ]

If ya aren't exaggeratin' ya might be better with a ziploc bag. The big one.

I don't think condoms would work....logistically. Or ziploc bags. There's....a lot.

[Tosses back the rest of his mimosa before just grabbing the bottle of champagne]

...a lot of what? Why are you making that face?

Also— save some of that for us.

Nah I think he deserves that fer the tail.

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