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[preciousjem]

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Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Oooh. Like a chastity belt for your feet.

Re: DONE

[holesomelanguage]

I'm gonna go put on a boot now.

Re: DONE

[preciousjem]

JJ! Now he thinks we're weird!

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

And? Being weird makes us relatable, but also hot people can’t be weird. Our looks downgrade it to quirky.

Re: DONE

[holesomelanguage]

Hah! Now ain't that a sad truth.

Re: DONE

[preciousjem]

[ stabs at her food, huffing ]

I'm not quirky, I'm normal.

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I am absolutely quirky.

Re: DONE

[holesomelanguage]

Yer a lil quirky, J.

Re: DONE

[preciousjem]

There're other things that I care more about than feet, just saying.

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Such as?

Re: DONE

[holesomelanguage]

Sure, list out 'em fetishes.

Re: DONE

[preciousjem]

[ mumbling ]

A nice voice, lingerie, handcuffs and being bullied a little...

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

A nice voice IS pretty important.

Re: DONE

[holesomelanguage]

There's a joke in there somewhere 'bout sirens collectin' voices.

Re: DONE

[preciousjem]

No, that's like official lore. One of our ancestors did it to another one of our ancestors.

but anyway, a good voice could say literally anything and make it sound hot.

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I don't think I could do it with someone with a bad voice. Can you imagine them calling out during?

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[holesomelanguage]

Even if they're great fer everythin' else?

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[preciousjem]

I mean, a good-looking face helps, but even if they're hitting it right, it'd harsh the vibes so bad.

Like, [ doing her best impression of a creepy mouthbreathing fan, completely nasal ] "ohhh yeah, baby. You look so sexy right now."

That'd unalive anyone's sex drive.

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Yeah, I don’t think I could do it. I’m powerful and of course there are other things that matter more, but…

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[holesomelanguage]

Why don't ya jus' gag 'em?

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[preciousjem]

That's kinda kinky.

[ somehow. ]

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Who knew Nick had that in him.

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[holesomelanguage]

That ain't kinky, that's practical!

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[preciousjem]

But then it's a waste of a good mouth and teefies, plus it just looks really lewd.

Like, they're your prisoner, taken away to a secret love nest. And then you're gonna open them up to a whole new world of naughty.

Re: DONE

[gottalearntoplayitright]

I can't believe we are learning the fifty shades of Graey.