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[ nodding aggressively in agreement while continuing to stare disrespectfully.

If she holds her fist out blind, she's sure JJ will give her the bump anyway. ]

Suits count. And race queen, with his long leggies... good taste. Too bad I didn't pack any of those. I only packed the kitty cutout underwear set.

Truth or dare, Nick?

[ You packed the what- ]

... Truth.

And maid is just classic.

[Gives her the bump]

[ eyyyyyyyyyy ]

Nick, what's the spiciest way you spoiled your ex-wife?

[ That startles him good for a hot moment. ]

Whu-

[ And then flusters him as he registers the full question. ]

What the hell, J??

[ Not mad just so thoroughly confused. ]

[The one gets a low whistle]

I didn't think it was that uncomfy...

But you can always drink.

Give a guy a warnin' next time...

[ He huffs out a breath, thinking on it. ]

... Set up a bath fer her, I reckon. Took care o' every part o' it an' her.

[Gasps softly]

Cuuuuuuute.

Were there nice-smelling candles and soft music? Rose petals?

She liked my voice, so I did all the hummin'. Mainly her favorite songs. She was more a sunflower kinda gal, so I picked a bunch fer her ta put in vases 'round the room.

That’s sweet.

If it was like that, it's kinda surprising that it's over...

[ Snagging a new bottle, glancing at them both then at the bottle. ]

Everyone's got a point where love can die, no matter how strong they think it is. Somethin' that's jus' so bad to 'em that they can't come back from it. Hers died fer me after I put her daughter in danger with my own reckless behavior, an' I don't blame her one bit fer it.