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[preciousjem]

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Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Unsure if he still wants brunch after earing this. ]

[ But also he can't let this dragon dick slander just continue. ]

That is abso-fuckin'-lutely not how all dragon dicks work.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

…do you have dragon dick experience then?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

I need to hear this.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Keep it cool Graey this is normal gossip stuff. ]

I do, yeah? Close 'nuff, anyway, ain't like I slept with an actual dragon.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

...



...


...how big was it?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Yeah, how big was it?

[ just so that Nick doesn't have to stop healing Jewel's back, she'll "helpfully"(???) bring her hands together, then start moving them apart to gauge this dick ]

Say "when."

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

Wait- there, they were fairly average sized. But they'd kinda... fit together easy. Ta make a bigger one.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

..."they"...


Was there.....was there more than one?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Waitwaitwait I know what that's called!

A hemipene!

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

There was two- there's a word for it??

[ J WHY DO YOU KNOW THE WORD FOR IT. ]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Do you know what the word is for when it's inside and then it comes outside to play?

Two though....and they merged? Or just....fit together?

1/2

[preciousjem]

BOOKER STORM HAS A CLOACA?!

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

...please explain the double dick logistics, Nick.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Please hold the cowboy is loading. ]















You were talkin' 'bout Booker?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

Who said I was talking about Booker?! He's not the only dragon dick haver on the boat.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Dragon dick-haver confirmed. That does explain why I couldn't see anything from the front.

But where does someone that scrawny fit all that dick? Even if it's internal, it's like, gotta go somewhere.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Just looking for whatever mimosa they brought because he keeps learning a lot more about his friends than he wanted to. ]

Two dicks, they can press up together like one but they're still two, and they go inside when they're all soft. No fuckin' idea where though, but since they aren't jumbo-sized, I ain't ever thought too hard on it.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

[Holds out his glass for a refill, good idea]

So, you took two at once... And that wasn't too much?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

[ refilling their glasses ]

Like, how big around was it? One can? Two cans?

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ Chokes. ]

Never said I took two at once!

[ He absolutely did. ]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

So, did you then? Take two at once? Did it totally rearrange your insides? Ruin you for other men? Were you able to walk the next day?

[Sips his mimosa]

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

[ sipping her mimosa ]

Remember those questions, JJ. You're gonna have to answer them yourself, after.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[holesomelanguage]

[ He sees the path. ]

I'll answer every question JJ does.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[gottalearntoplayitright]

All right then.

[Swirls his mimosa, knowing he's won this round]

I didn't take two at once. I didn't even take one. It probably would have rearranged my insides if I had taken it in. It didn't ruin me for other men. However, I am obviously struggling a bit with walking and sitting considering the whole rutting thing.

Re: Day 2?? - The Garden

[preciousjem]

Question for both of you, then:

Would you do it again?