That looks like way more than a little tender.

Seriously, what happened? Being vague about it's making me worried.

Sounds like a time full o' surprises.

[ Sliding his hands from injury to injury as they heal up. ]

Surprises is an understatement.

[Covers his face with both hands, groaning into his palms]

Is ridges a normal thing for dragon dicks, you think? Like, little spike things?

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[ it's probably a good thing he's covering his face because she's openly ogling his ass as if the weight of the judging stare she is giving it could give her X-ray powers to assess the damage. ]

Did you like... put that in?

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[ The face of someone considering... ]

Dunno 'bout spike things... sounds more like a cat thing.

Of course I didn't put that in. I definitely would've wound up in the ER, but we don't have an ER and how would I begin to explain that to someone? The size alone probably would have rearranged my guts.

How big are we talking?

[ holding up her arm, and tilting her head in line with his abdomen to try and visualize just how much dick there was. ]

And with ridges? Like hard ones?

[ The most startled of looks, pointedly staring only at JJ's back. ]

What the fuck.

Well it was...

[Swallows....holding out his hands after a moment to like.....show them with his hands the length and girth]

...about like this?

[ horrified, thighs clamping shut like a vice to keep out the imagined dragon dong ]

Where would that even go????

[ Leaning to peek over his shoulder. ]

... Yer totally sure ya weren't plastered an' rubbin' up on a cactus or somethin'?

I wondered the same thing, but no. I was stone cold sober.

[Eyes going distant for a moment while he thinks about it]

He just rubbed against me, he didn't go in but like. The ridges rubbed me raw, I think. I've been too afraid to look. Plus like....at the end....some of them got bigger and hook like. Is that...Is that normal? Is that just how dragon dicks work?

I thought the skin down there was supposed to be sensitive? Those hooks sound like they could've ripped your asshole open.

[ Unsure if he still wants brunch after earing this. ]

[ But also he can't let this dragon dick slander just continue. ]

That is abso-fuckin'-lutely not how all dragon dicks work.

…do you have dragon dick experience then?

I need to hear this.

[ Keep it cool Graey this is normal gossip stuff. ]

I do, yeah? Close 'nuff, anyway, ain't like I slept with an actual dragon.

...

...

...how big was it?

Yeah, how big was it?

[ just so that Nick doesn't have to stop healing Jewel's back, she'll "helpfully"(???) bring her hands together, then start moving them apart to gauge this dick ]

Say "when."

Wait- there, they were fairly average sized. But they'd kinda... fit together easy. Ta make a bigger one.

..."they"...

Was there.....was there more than one?

Waitwaitwait I know what that's called!

A hemipene!

There was two- there's a word for it??

[ J WHY DO YOU KNOW THE WORD FOR IT. ]

Do you know what the word is for when it's inside and then it comes outside to play?

Two though....and they merged? Or just....fit together?

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