preciousjem | (no subject)

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From your phone. You really gotta sell that ick.

I could maybe believably sell "show me your feet, bb", but full on mouth breather ick? I'm not that good of an actor.

You gotta commit. If you don't wanna sound like you fantasize about being the lint caught under his toenails, then take a drink.

I don't....but that's pretty specific. Are you sure you don't?

[Takes his drink though]

Ew, no. I just thought of what would be max cringe.

Like some of the stuff I've gotten from fanmail.

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Did you save the envelopes?

Gray might have them. Why?

I just need some addresses.

Okay.

What for?

I just want to talk.

Alrighty! Check with Gray, then!

[ if Gray and Lawyerman haven't taken care of them already. ]

I'll take a dare.

"Call Nick and in the creepiest, max mouth breather voice you've got ask him for feet pics."

[ angrily takes a shot ]

Truth or dare.

Dare~~~~!

Stuff 4 marshmallows in your mouth and sing a line from a children's song.

.........

[Looks around for the bag of marshmallows before he gets to stuffing]

[ helpfully grabs it for him ]

[Opens mouth to receive marshmallows]

[ slips one in his mouth ]

[Makes an 'aaaaah' noise and opens wider]

[ putting in the rest and holding up her phone to take a pic. ]

Mam my cyuoot?

Oh, the cutest, always.

[ kisses a stuffed cheek and snaps a selfie. ]

[Poses for the photo before attempting the world equivalent of twinkle twinkle little star]

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